Challenge - Mother of the Year (NSFW)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JesterRIP, Feb 18, 2010.

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  1. Following on from the munter who had 14 kids taken into care, I felt it was high time that we demonstrated examples of how it should be done. Ergo, here follows a few examples of mothers who are able to multitask to ensure the tot-in-tow is safe and secure at all times.

    Number 1 - The Outdoor Enthusiast:
    Note the mother is facing rearwards in order to maintain eye-contact with child. This fine specimen has ensured the doors remain locked for added security. The window may indeed be open, but the driver's seat is far enough back to prevent the child from straying.
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    Number 2 - Improvisation:
    Following the death of the family rabbit, this mother seized the opportunity to dismantle the cage and use it as a make-shift playpen for the tot to ensure the junior's security whilst she went in search for an online future father via webcam. True dedication.
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    Number 3 - The Exhibitionist:
    This mother earns an honest living at a strip bar, and practises her elegant moves away from harm's reach by ensuring her two tots are preoccupied with a number of soft toys, bought with fivers found from within her crotch area the night before.
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    Number 4 - The Package Deal:
    When looking for an online Dad, there's nothing worse than finding someone who doesn't accept the mother's offspring. This mother is a fine example of someone who wants everyone to know that she and her baby come as one package.
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    Number 5 (My personal favourite) - The Multi-tasker:
    The best example of them all - and my personal winner of Mother of the Year. Not even during the heights of sexual pleasure does she forget first and foremost, her duties as a dedicated and devoted mother.
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    Following meridian's recent challenge admirably met in finding pictures of Jessica Clement with her norks out, I now challenge fellow arrsers to dig out some fine examples of parent hood.

    **Warning** Posting pictures of Kerry Catona will seriously reduce the credibility of this site.
     
  2. there you go , proof women can multi task!
     
  3. Excellent Jester, did you get these from Essex Gurls 4 U?
     
  4. Didn't need to mate - I just dug out my old photo albums :p

    Edited to add: Dammit Deputy Dawg, you beat me to it!!!
     
  5. Elf and Safety on a visit to Santa

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    Gash shot removed
     
  6. How about NSFW you d1ck.
     
  7. My Selection.....

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  8. Happy now?

    ...although you could have PM'd that simple and extremely polite request.
     
  9. Some mothers are in it for the long term.

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  10. How's about doing some work instead of looking at Mummy porn? :D
     
  11. That is sooo wrong - yet soooo right...........

    Bitty........... Bitty..........
     
  12. A couple more for the pot...


    1. The Secure Mother:
    Baby is taught at an early age that jealousy is bad, and you should share the love
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    And a few for the ladies:


    2. The Scout Leader:
    Think of others before yourself - as demonstrated by result of this father's excellent training regime
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    3. The Home Security Expert:
    Teaching your young to protect themselves at at early age is good parenting, especially with ever increasing crime figures
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    4. The Animal Lover:
    Kids love animals, and this father is doing the right thing by getting his kid used to handling them at an early age
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  13. lol Mrs Warrior is going to have to check these out for a laugh, works for NSPCC. could print them out and put them up at her work without her knowing.
     
  14. I've just been sent a candidate for the title.However it is very rude,and I can't pixilate it without losing the truly disgusting image that it is.I am also quite sure it is not a Photshop creation.What should I do ?