wg100
War Hero

What the hell is it with bloody pheasants? Do they have some kind of inbuilt suicide mechanism which drives them to wander into the path of several tons of moving car? They all seem to do exactly the same thing:
-Run out from the side of the road and stop in shock in the middle of your lane.
-Overcome said shock and run back towards the safety of the side of the road.
-Remember that they were trying to get to the other side and turn around and attempt to fly there.
-Hit the front of my car at 60mph (or a bit less if I reckon I can slow down without causing an accident).
-End up a twitching lump at the side of the road and occasionally get picked up and taken home - I mean, at least I know it's fresh roadkill!
In case you hadn't figured out by now, I hit one on the way home today...
-Run out from the side of the road and stop in shock in the middle of your lane.
-Overcome said shock and run back towards the safety of the side of the road.
-Remember that they were trying to get to the other side and turn around and attempt to fly there.
-Hit the front of my car at 60mph (or a bit less if I reckon I can slow down without causing an accident).
-End up a twitching lump at the side of the road and occasionally get picked up and taken home - I mean, at least I know it's fresh roadkill!
In case you hadn't figured out by now, I hit one on the way home today...