Well, just when I thought I'd seen all perculiarites of life and read every wannabe walt thread, up pops 'Secrets of the Shoplilfters' Secrets of the Shoplifters - 4oD - Channel 4 Brief outline - A doc about shiplifting, the person behind the theft and their techniques, but more importantly the scary beast that is . . .The Store Detective It was, without a doubt, a fest of wannabe Rambo-cum-Dirty Harry store dicks running about and talking like theiy're in the Sweeney. It included two guys from Brighton, who co-incidentally looked like a couple of bummers, who walk the streets on their days off catching bad guys. The talk of Nicking here and taking down there was hilarious. I laughed all the way through and just imagined Werewolf and his security team racing through Tesco's screaming shoppers out of the way because some 8 yr old Crim was making off with a candy snake from the Pick 'n' Mix.