Certain women, and their pursuit of the perfect arrse.

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The leader of the opposition aka Mrs Smeg stood in front of her wardrobe mirror. She said her arse was huge, her tits were droopy and her chin had doubled. She asked me to pay her a compliment, so I said "Your sight is perfect!" Dinner that day was a miserable affair.
 

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Viro Bono's moderating style suggested that he was an old woman in search of a perfect Arrse.
 

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