Celebrity sex robots, who would you choose?

OK, which one?

  • Kim Kardashian

    Votes: 3 2.3%
  • Angelina Jolie

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Scarlett Johanson

    Votes: 29 22.7%
  • Carol Vordeman

    Votes: 22 17.2%
  • Nicole Scherzinger

    Votes: 8 6.3%
  • Miley Cyrus

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • Kylie Minogue

    Votes: 15 11.7%
  • Caitlyn Jenner

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • Diane Abbot

    Votes: 9 7.0%
  • None of the Above

    Votes: 35 27.3%

  • Total voters
    128
  • Poll closed .
#1
#2
Tempted to go with Kardashian just so I could spiderman the face and then beat the living fuck out of it with a bat.
 
#6
Never mind the celebrity thing.
Get one of the Missus.
Deep six her and move the 'bot in.
Win win.
 
#9
Another vote for Hayley Atwell, and Gemma Arterton.

And Katy Perry - obviously a good wash is required given her previous with Russell Brand, but the glory of robot Katy is that Mardy, soap dodging shit hasn't arrived her....
 
#10
Voted for Carol Vordeman going for the experience cougar type, then remembered it's a poxy robot and it'd be like fucking an old Commodore 64.......
 
#11
I'd like an Abottumus robot, to surprise friends with when they get pissed at one of my parties.
 
#18
@jimmys_best_mate

Here you go mate, they finally ran out of mutual masturbation thread variations of "_____ you would" and have moved on to robots.

Given its from a Heil link I give it a month before "Which child star do you think looks all grown up?"
 
#19
I'll go with the Abbotomous as it can double as a bouncy castle and also deter burglars.
 
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