Celebrity sex robots, who would you choose?

OK, which one?

  • Kim Kardashian

    Votes: 3 2.3%
  • Angelina Jolie

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Scarlett Johanson

    Votes: 29 22.7%
  • Carol Vordeman

    Votes: 22 17.2%
  • Nicole Scherzinger

    Votes: 8 6.3%
  • Miley Cyrus

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • Kylie Minogue

    Votes: 15 11.7%
  • Caitlyn Jenner

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • Diane Abbot

    Votes: 9 7.0%
  • None of the Above

    Votes: 35 27.3%

  • Total voters
  • Poll closed .


War Hero


War Hero
Tempted to go with Kardashian just so I could spiderman the face and then beat the living **** out of it with a bat.
Never mind the celebrity thing.
Get one of the Missus.
Deep six her and move the 'bot in.
Win win.
Another vote for Hayley Atwell, and Gemma Arterton.

And Katy Perry - obviously a good wash is required given her previous with Russell Brand, but the glory of robot Katy is that Mardy, soap dodging shit hasn't arrived her....
Voted for Carol Vordeman going for the experience cougar type, then remembered it's a poxy robot and it'd be like ******* an old Commodore 64.......
I'd like an Abottumus robot, to surprise friends with when they get pissed at one of my parties.
Whose this then? Fergie crossed? Catherine Tate?

Here you go mate, they finally ran out of mutual masturbation thread variations of "_____ you would" and have moved on to robots.

Given its from a Heil link I give it a month before "Which child star do you think looks all grown up?"
I'll go with the Abbotomous as it can double as a bouncy castle and also deter burglars.