Celebrity Post Mortem

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by beufighter, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. During the course of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy, the hospital were rather busy after a serious road accident. Consequently a trainee pathologist was left to finish the examination of Ms Smith.

    After five minutes the trainee runs over to the pathologist and says "I don't know what to do with the prawn!"

    "What prawn?" says the pathologist.

    The trainee leads him over to the body and says "That prawn", pointing to her nether regions.

    "You idiot!", says the pathologist, "That's not a prawn, that's the clitoris."

    To which the trainee says "Well it tastes like a prawn."
  2. Old ones are still the best.
  3. oh god