Celebrity lezzers youd love to convert back to the right side

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  1. Whilst watching TV (got to dance) is on the because the wife likes the shite, the wife catastrophically told me that Miss kimerbly wyatt is a fucking rug muncher

    So Heres my starter for ten... Id tounge her anus and dangleberries until she begged me to take back to the right side of the fence.... and smash her back door in...

    Over to you troopers who would you like to covert from the island of lesbiana

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  2. Why, for the love of god, would you want to convert them back now that HD spycams are available at a reasonable price?
  3. Its a fucking tragic waste thats why..... why should all the girls have the fun????
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    sue perkins. I'd cure her.

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  5. Id spite fuck her as shes a annoying cunt
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    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Frankly I'm still struggling with the idea that this young lady will ever beg you to do anything except headbutt an electric drill. Nothing personal but I can see her and imagine you.
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  7. What's 'toungeing'? Is it like felching?
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  8. I think Sandi Toksvig will be safe from conversion.


  9. Im fucking essence just ask the wife.....
  10. I would.....
  11. The island is called Lesbos.
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  12. amberh.jpg
    Amber heard, seen her on top gear, not got a clue what films shes in though haha
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  13. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    She's witty, intelligent, charming, pretty, can shake a stick at a band and can cook. What's not to like?

    Oh and she's literate too.
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    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    There was no need to ask me to imagine your wife...
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