Celebrity Lez-Match

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Mar 15, 2010.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Coming off the back of the Political MILF thread.

    Segolene Royal Vs Carla Bruni
    Supporting Bill - Mrs Clegg Vs Mrs Cameron
    - Mrs Brown Vs Ms Flint

    In your own time...

  2. If Bruni sings then it's all over.
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    She'll have her mouth full.
  4. What a coincidence. I was watching 'Something for the weekend' yesterday morning and started getting sexy thoughts about Louise Redknapp getting it on with Kirsten O'Brien. Not the best pairing I admit, but keep it real, that's what I say.
  5. Nigella Lawson Vs. Carol Vorderman

    Or is that just me.... :oops:
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Slight adjustment old bean (pardon the pun) :p
  7. How about Tag Team

    Nigella Lawson & Charlie Dimmock Vs. Carol Vorderman & Lorraine Kelly
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    In mud !!!!! :twisted:

    Front seat for me please.
  9. Have you seen Charlie Dimmock lately? Although i'm sure she plays the game for real.

    How about Kate Garraway tribbing with Emily Maitlis?
  10. Florence Welch Vs Alison Goldfrapp

  11. Oh dear oh dear.
    What a lonely sad bunch you (we) are. Why put yourselves through the anguish of thinking of these events? You'll only have to wrestle the fustration out of yourself later. Give it up, it's for your own good.

    p.s. If anyone manages to arrange a 'bout' I can be easily contactable. You'll recognise me, I'll be the sheepish looking chap stood at the back messing with his 'loose change' (ok maybe not that easily recognisable seeing as you'd all be doing the same thing)
  12. Natasha Kaplinsky Vs. Fiona Bruce, battle of the news readers.

    And for those of you with BBC South East, battle of the weather girls:

    Kaddy Lee-Preston Vs. Nazaneen Ghaffar
  13. That Naz bint needs some meat on her doesn't she?
  14. Preferably mine, fnarrr fnarr :twisted:
  15. Guest referee, Polly Evans!