Celebrity Hotel Deaths

#1
Moving on from Hector Chavez V's "Why do hotels make you horny?"
http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/176227-why-do-hotels-make-you-horny.html

Why do famous people die in hotels?

Whitney Houston has decided to pop her clogs in the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Los Angeles.

Coco Chanel went in the style at the Ritz in Paris

David Carradine went in a rather unstylish way at the Nai Lert Park Hotel, Bangkok
Mind you Michael Hutchins did it first at the Ritz-Carlton in Sydney.

Janis Joplin jacked it up in room 100 of the Lendmark hotel in Hollywood.

John Entwistle of "The Who" fame was found dead (after the room was sterilised allegedly) in the Hard Rock Hotel, Vegas.

I also was going to mention Nancy Spungen who was stabbed by persons unknown at Hotel Chelsea, New York.

So if you are famous would you rather not stay at home, rather than being found by the Hotel Maid?
 
#3
Why do famous people die in hotels? Daft question really.....probably because they are always moving around playing to the saps that hero worship them.
 
#5
Maybe they just don't like to wank on drugs with oranges in their mouths in familiar surroundings.

There maybe more to this than you think.
 
#6
They're used to someone else cleaning up their shit I suppose.

Mind you didn't Eric Claptons son take his first and last flying lesson from a hotel?

Perhaps hotels as suicides often try to ensure that their body will not be found by a family member.

Little Conor Clapton did not fall out of a hotel window, he fell out of the window of the apartment of a family friend. The accident resulted in New York City passing a law that approved bars must be in the windows of any apartment where a child under 10 years of age lives. At the time many people in New York City referred to the things as Clapton Bars,
 
#7
Moving on from Hector Chavez V's "Why do hotels make you horny?"
http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/176227-why-do-hotels-make-you-horny.html

Why do famous people die in hotels?

Whitney Houston has decided to pop her clogs in the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Los Angeles.

Coco Chanel went in the style at the Ritz in Paris

David Carradine went in a rather unstylish way at the Nai Lert Park Hotel, Bangkok
Mind you Michael Hutchins did it first at the Ritz-Carlton in Sydney.

Janis Joplin jacked it up in room 100 of the Lendmark hotel in Hollywood.

John Entwistle of "The Who" fame was found dead (after the room was sterilised allegedly) in the Hard Rock Hotel, Vegas.

I also was going to mention Nancy Spungen who was stabbed by persons unknown at Hotel Chelsea, New York.

So if you are famous would you rather not stay at home, rather than being found by the Hotel Maid?
Well if your an IMF senior member you wouldn't really care what the maid thinks...
 
#11
Sunray Minor, Which location would you choose to be murdered in?
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
It''s linked to Hectors original post
Where as us mere plebs arrive start scourering the place for porn and easy women.
Mega Stars have people and systems in place to ensure everything goes smoothly.

You arrive find a copy of Fiesta think you've struck gold crack one out and carry on from there.
Entwhistle arrives finds three whores, half a kilo of columbian marching powder and cracks on as thats his normal requirements.

Unless your DSK then you get confused between laughing at the maid and paying the head honch and just settle for trying to ram your cock down the maids throat.
Only in his mind did he think that was a quality tip.

You clock at and laugh at the maid stripping your spunk covered sheets off the bed.
Entwhistle walks out and someone pays the head honcho to make sure all evidence is wiped away.
 
#17
Has anyone come up with a hotel deaths league table yet? If so, I wonder if the hotel at the top of the ladder would display a little plaque outside the front door to commemorate the fact?
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#19
Carridine and Hutchence both went out in style, I reckon. Autoerotic strangulation, it's for winners.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Has anyone come up with a hotel deaths league table yet? If so, I wonder if the hotel at the top of the ladder would display a little plaque outside the front door to commemorate the fact?
Grand in Brighton?
5 there but more to do with the Provo's than some out of control celeb smashing a roller through reception.
 

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