Celebrity grids youd most like to batter (Picture Gallery)

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  1. I've had a couple of beers and I'm feeling rather angry for no apparent reason, no apologies. First up to bat (and the picture which prompted the thread in the first place);
    I mean, besides the whole Rihanna-beating-up thing, JUST LOOK AT HIM. Wouldn't you?

    Those, teeth, I'd love to get the chance to fix them with my feet.

    Lastly (for now at least);
    "Come on people, give all your dosh to the starving Africans, while I sit back in my posh mansion. What do you mean, why don't I give them some of my money, cos I'm so stupendously rich? I'm preaching to you, that's enough isn't it?"

    I've got a sneaking suspicion this has probably been done before but bollocks. Anyone pointing this out is a twat. :) :wink:
    So then, who gets your vote as the most smackable celeb boat race? (Don't say Jade though, it's illegal 8O )
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    Fearne Cotton. I dislike her intensely
  3. Gobsh1te to refs but goes down like a 5 Baht whore when a player comes near him yet supposed to a centre midfielder
  4. Hasn't this been done to death before?
    (pun intended)
  5. I'd quite like to put Alister Campbell's teeth in the open order.

    I'd like to batter Fearne Cotton's grid too, but not quite in the same way as you mean Fraudy, unless you really meant baby batter :wink:
  6. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

  7. Say no more!!!! Roll on 21st March :twisted:

  8. Unfortunately she grips me to the extent that I couldn't give her the pleasure. That's when you know you really don't like someone isn't it.
  9. Punching in the faaaace....Begin!!!!!

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  10. Yeah baby I am all for that and maybe add little of this


    Ginger smug (c)unt and thick as fook for a UN ambassador

    Also I give you the b0llock cancer of all music


    Fackin burn in hell all of you :twisted:
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    er, you mean 10th April don't you? 8O


    Yeah - this cnut right here - I want to stove his face in with an off-road bike, with nails in the tyres. Fcuking chod!
  12. Cannot stand this junkie fcuk!

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    That pr1ck would get a boot to the grid, I don't why he just infuriates me.
  14. This complete cnut


    And this useless slapper (although I loave to put her in a thread with the word celebrity)