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Celebrity grids youd most like to batter (Picture Gallery)

#1
I've had a couple of beers and I'm feeling rather angry for no apparent reason, no apologies. First up to bat (and the picture which prompted the thread in the first place);

I mean, besides the whole Rihanna-beating-up thing, JUST LOOK AT HIM. Wouldn't you?

Second;

Those, teeth, I'd love to get the chance to fix them with my feet.

Lastly (for now at least);

"Come on people, give all your dosh to the starving Africans, while I sit back in my posh mansion. What do you mean, why don't I give them some of my money, cos I'm so stupendously rich? I'm preaching to you, that's enough isn't it?"

I've got a sneaking suspicion this has probably been done before but bollocks. Anyone pointing this out is a twat. :) :wink:
So then, who gets your vote as the most smackable celeb boat race? (Don't say Jade though, it's illegal 8O )
 
#5
I'd quite like to put Alister Campbell's teeth in the open order.

I'd like to batter Fearne Cotton's grid too, but not quite in the same way as you mean Fraudy, unless you really meant baby batter :wink:
 
#8
biscuits said:
I'd quite like to put Alister Campbell's teeth in the open order.

I'd like to batter Fearne Cotton's grid too, but not quite in the same way as you mean Fraudy, unless you really meant baby batter :wink:
Unfortunately she grips me to the extent that I couldn't give her the pleasure. That's when you know you really don't like someone isn't it.
 
#10
TheSatire said:
Punching in the faaaace....Begin!!!!!
Yeah baby I am all for that and maybe add little of this



Ginger smug (c)unt and thick as fook for a UN ambassador

Also I give you the b0llock cancer of all music



Fackin burn in hell all of you :twisted:
 

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#12
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:
Say no more!!!! Roll on 21st March :twisted:

er, you mean 10th April don't you? 8O



Yeah - this cnut right here - I want to stove his face in with an off-road bike, with nails in the tyres. Fcuking chod!
 
#18
I knew I should not have looked at this thread...........
I want to f uckin smack them all........TWICE in some cases. :x

The f uckin Witch Blair is top of my list though! :threaten:

Now I'm off to look at the naked ladies to calm myself down :lick:
 

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