Celebrity Government

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  1. After seeing the mess the present Liabour government has got the country in, which self obsessed celebrities do you think could do the job better and what could they bring to the government? Could Simon Cowell with his straight talking take over from Cyclops Broon? could Jeremy Clarkson walk into the role of Transport Minister? Arrsers, it's over to you :wink:
  2. FFS leave Jeremy Clarkson alone.
  3. Prince Philip as Foreign Secretary?
  4. It's not meant as a dig, I think he can do a better job than the current clown ;)
  5. Chubby Brown as Foreign Sec.....Charles Bronson as Defence Minister....Clarkson for Broons job!!!!
  6. Chancellor of the Exchequer: Carol Vordeman
    Lord Chancellor: Ian Hislop
    Secretary of State for Defence: Joanna Lumley
    Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs: Brian Blessed (just to confuse and scare johnny foreigner)
    Secretary of State for Transport: Clarkson obviously
    Secretary of State for Wales: Tom Jones
    Secretary of State for Scotland: Gordon Ramsey

    ...and Norman Wisdom for PM, oops my mistake he's already got the job.
  7. Chief Whip: Cynthia Payne
  8. Minister for Women - Geoff Boycott.
  9. Chancellor of the Exchequer = Ken Dodd.
  10. No, he can be the Director of HMRC :wink:
  11. Boris johnson gotta be PM
    Clarkson for transport minister
    Hammond for road safety minister
    Maggie T to commonwealth office
    Lumley for MOD
    Chubby Brown equality minister
    Mr Bean Health & Safety office
    Bob Spour media relations office
  12. I'd like to see a Tsarship consisting of James May, the bods from Coast and Timeteam to act as mentors for our schoolchildren. They get me interested in stuff I don't really care about, so no doubt they will get our yooves interested.
  13. We could have the chuckle brothers in charge of immigration, one look at the irritating tw@ts would be enough to convince johnny foreigner to move elsewhere! ;)
  14. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Book Reviewer Good Egg (charities)

    Freddie Flintoff - Minister for Youth - he sets such a good example
    Viscount Rothermere - DWP - he contributes hardly anything in taxes so at least he'd be independent
    Lord Ashcroft - Minister for Non Doms
    Lord Mandelson - Immigration Minister with special responsibility for South American males
    David Beckham - Minister for Education
    Hattie Jaques and Joan Sims - Jobshare as Ministers for Health - oooh yess Matron
    Rupert Murdoch - Minister for Communications - another tax dodger who can be guaranteed independence
    Bono - minister for not giving any more taxpayers' money to foreigners who have nuclear programmes or space programmes
    James May - minister for housing - if he can make a garden out of plasticine, he can do anything!
  15. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    This lot should bring about a general improvement, and may even make Labour more electable in the coming elections:

    Ronald Reagan - PM
    Jade Goody - Culture Minister
    Alan Clark - Foreign Secretary
    Harold Shipman - Health Secretary
    David Caradine - Sports Minister
    Bob Kennedy - Northern Ireland Minister
    Kurt Cobain - Development Minister
    Arthur C Clarke - Science Minister
    Fred West - Education Minister
    Theo Van Gogh - Communities