Celebrity Bum Love

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  1. If you had to/could/would/forced to/wanted to etc any celebs out there that you would take swiftly up the tradesmen,turk or whatever else is your pet name for some botty love? :lol:
    And indeed those that you would not!!
    Nikki Sanderson-ex-corry-YES-lube/no lube.
  2. pink...definately would several times
    sandra bullock..certainly
    vera duckworth...not with anybody elses
  3. [​IMG] springs to mind....
  4. lisa rogers likes "brown love" as quoted by her ex ralf little.

  5. Cherie Blair. No lube. On prime time television, me first then 1st Battalion the Grenadier Guards go twos up.
  6. i would do this without a doubt in front of her mum for some dry bumming all the way

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  7. sorry sorry meant wouldn't :oops: :oops: :oops:
  8. engr172

    engr172 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Roxanne McKee, plays some daft bint in Hollyoaks......arrse program, but the birds are boss

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  9. Aunt Sally
  10. Before or after 'a nice cup of tea and a piece of cake' Mr Gummidge????? :twisted:

    edit to change Worzel for Mr Gummidge ... cos I'm polite like that!
  11. before

  12. Ohhhhhhhhhh Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!

    Nurse! Nurse! It's the rigor mortis again!!!

  13. Yes....then once i get my breath back......ooooohhhhh yes :wink: