Celebrity Boxing Match.

#1
I did a search & as far as I can see this hasn't been covered......so here we go.

What would be your ‘Celebrity’ Boxing Match.

Anyone, whatever their age, sex, colour, religion, or sexual persuasion, either dead or alive.

I’ll kick it off with:

Ray Winstone V’s Pete Doherty

Why these two……..because Mr. Winstone is the dogs bollox & my all time hero………………. & Mr. Doherty.........do I really have to say it in a public forum? :twisted:


And the winner by knockout Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Winstone!!!!!! :bow:
 
#4
General Sir Michael "Mike" Jackson V's Michael Jackson (The other less famous one of Thriller fame.)

Sir Mike wins by a Walk-Over, Michael Jackson doesn't show for contest because he is busy "Spanking his monkey" 8O (I mean Bubbles his pet monkey, of course.) :wink:
 
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Active_Edge_841 said:
I did a search & as far as I can see this hasn't been covered......so here we go.

What would be your ‘Celebrity’ Boxing Match.

Anyone, whatever their age, sex, colour, religion, or sexual persuasion, either dead or alive.

I’ll kick it off with:

Ray Winstone V’s Pete Doherty

Why these two……..because Mr. Winstone is the dogs bollox & my all time hero………………. & Mr. Doherty.........do I really have to say it in a public forum? :twisted:


And the winner by knockout Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Winstone!!!!!! :bow:
I take it you know then that Winstone boxed for England as an amateur and said he didn't turn pro only because he wasn't single-mided enough? Therefore a complete mismatch...I like it!
 
#11
My dog and your missus . . .

wow, it's a close run thing, but you can see they are both enjoying the sport . . . what the hell, they've both stopped the fight, this is unheard of, my god, what now . . . can you believe it, they are BOTH, yes folks, BOTH sitting down and having a fag - unprecedented!!!!!
 
#13
FredWest said:
The Thatch(er) and Bliar

Thatch wins by KO in the first 10 secs!!!
Don't you need someone to cheer for though?
 
#14
LankyPullThrough said:
Active_Edge_841 said:
I did a search & as far as I can see this hasn't been covered......so here we go.

What would be your ‘Celebrity’ Boxing Match.

Anyone, whatever their age, sex, colour, religion, or sexual persuasion, either dead or alive.

I’ll kick it off with:

Ray Winstone V’s Pete Doherty

Why these two……..because Mr. Winstone is the dogs bollox & my all time hero………………. & Mr. Doherty.........do I really have to say it in a public forum? :twisted:


And the winner by knockout Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Winstone!!!!!! :bow:
I take it you know then that Winstone boxed for England as an amateur and said he didn't turn pro only because he wasn't single-mided enough? Therefore a complete mismatch...I like it!
Ray joined Repton Amateur Boxing Club at 12 & over the next 10 years, won 80 out of 88 bouts. At welterweight, he was London Schoolboy Champion three times, fighting twice for England.

A good amateur record, no doubt he could have done well if he had turned pro, however, I am pleased that he didn’t, otherwise we might have missed out on seeing his acting talent.
 

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