Spurred on by the hilarious and little known social comments, and bezzering behaviour by B.A. (mister T) Baracus, as exposed by convoy and the rigger here http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=30973/postdays=0/postorder=asc/start=0.html i have been inspired to ask the question.... how would other well known TV stars and minor celebrities handle this well known squaddie phenomenon? A typical example could be this.... instead of "celebrity fat club" they should have celebrity bezzering club, where 8 well known celebrities who have become morbidly serious are taken on the all dayer. NOT by a homosexual coloured septic of dubious militairy nature, but by a 22 year Lance jack with fingers the colour of dog sh1t from smoking an ounce of old holborn a week skin the colour of a potato from working in the bedding store, and a serious penchance for an early drink to "shed those inhibitions" and really see all that self respect just drop off over the course of the series. can you imagine the scenes as two teams of po faced cnuts led by like Jeremy paxman and Hugh Grant are given a humiliating insight about how uptight they are, and how they need to let go of their selfish needs (and their bladder control) and release the inner bezzer that is in us all... once a week, they are subjected to the ritual of the "bezzer in" where they stand in the spotlight, and confess to acts of same sex hugging, and declarations of stopping harm to others by taking a round for them if necessary. Grant is first into the spotlight, and to start he seems his normal, uptight foppish posh stuttering w@nky self, but as the week progresses, we see the tears flow as he "hits the bezzering wall" and declares to our sage and wise, hard bitten by years of abuse in the RQMS tom, that ... "I bl00dy love you mate.... i really bloody well do, you're an absolutely super chap, i want you to come on leave with me and meet my mum, but if you try and sh@g her, i'll f uckin cut ya!" his target set for next week is to lose two fights.... started by him. Next up is Giles brandreth, we see him descend from amiable grinning bad jumper wearing closet bound fool to screaming the name of a team mate, through a mask of pain and love and offering his last fag and a swig of his beer for his "newest and bestest blood brother for life" just before making the most of an innoffensive comment and launching an errol "bomber" graham right hook that misses its intended target by several feet and instead connects with the jaw of a startled Kate Adie. his target next week.... is to double leg....... in public. it is commented on that he may be "crash bezzering" and this could be detrimental to his health and long term well being, so is to stick to "really liking people" for a week or two.... any more for any more folks ?????