Celebrity Ambitions

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  1. Here are some of the ambitions of celebrities from when they were kids:

    Gary Glitter: wanted to live in a big house and have loads of kids

    John Lennon: wanted to take a shot in the music world

    Jeremy Beadle: wanted to have a small hand in the tv business

    Anna Nicole Smith: wanted to be drop dead gorgeous

    Michelle McManus: wanted to be massive in the pop industry

    Eric Cantona: wanted to play football and leave a big impression on fans

    Michael Barrymore: wanted his mates to make a big splash

    Bill Gates: wanted something to go down on him every ten minutes

    Eric Clapton: looked forward to watching the kids drop off

    Hugh Grant: wanted to make it big in Hollywood

    Kurt Cobain: wanted to stop working after he was 27

    Phil Spector: wanted to be a big shot in the music world

    Princess Diana: wanted to marry a prince and hit Paris
  2. Heather Mills - Wanted to be Okey Cokey world champ!
  3. Fred & Rose West - wanted the kids from under their feet.
  4. Harold Shipman - Wanted to help the aged.
  5. Jessica Simpson - Aww fcuk it - I'd just fcuk her. endof.
  6. Marc Bolam , Just wanted to get to the top of the tree.
  7. Saddam Husein, didn't want to end up hanging around like the other kids on his street
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Gord'n Brooon ... wanted to be a Great and Revered Leeeederr.
  9. Simon Weston, had a burning ambition to get his face on the telly.
  10. Margeret Thatcher,wanted to wipe the unions out at a STROKE
  11. Michael Hutchence, hoped to please himself.
  12. msr

    msr LE

    Wasn't Eric Clapton pleased to hear his kids had left Level 42 to join New Kids on the Block?

  13. Frank Sinatra just wanted to do his way again,and again, and again............
  14. Princess Diana - Just wanted to be up front like everyone else.
  15. Paul McCartney wanted to eat a Burger King Double Whopper.