Celebrity Ambitions

Here are some of the ambitions of celebrities from when they were kids:

Gary Glitter: wanted to live in a big house and have loads of kids

John Lennon: wanted to take a shot in the music world

Jeremy Beadle: wanted to have a small hand in the tv business

Anna Nicole Smith: wanted to be drop dead gorgeous

Michelle McManus: wanted to be massive in the pop industry

Eric Cantona: wanted to play football and leave a big impression on fans

Michael Barrymore: wanted his mates to make a big splash

Bill Gates: wanted something to go down on him every ten minutes

Eric Clapton: looked forward to watching the kids drop off

Hugh Grant: wanted to make it big in Hollywood

Kurt Cobain: wanted to stop working after he was 27

Phil Spector: wanted to be a big shot in the music world

Princess Diana: wanted to marry a prince and hit Paris
Heather Mills - Wanted to be Okey Cokey world champ!
Harold Shipman - Wanted to help the aged.


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Jessica Simpson - Aww fcuk it - I'd just fcuk her. endof.


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Saddam Husein, didn't want to end up hanging around like the other kids on his street
Margeret Thatcher,wanted to wipe the unions out at a STROKE


Wasn't Eric Clapton pleased to hear his kids had left Level 42 to join New Kids on the Block?

Frank Sinatra just wanted to do his way again,and again, and again............


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Princess Diana - Just wanted to be up front like everyone else.
Paul McCartney wanted to eat a Burger King Double Whopper.
blue_sophist said:
Gord'n Brooon ... wanted to be a Great and Revered Leeeederr.
FFS - not even he is so fcuking stupid as to think there is/was even a remote chance of that ever happening. He certainly knew that he stood no chance of becoming an 'elected' leader.
Ian Brady and Myra Hindley just wanted to grow old without kids under their feet.
Steve Wright and Peter Sutcliffe just wanted to clean up the streets.

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