Celebrity Ambitions

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Here are some of the ambitions of celebrities from when they were kids:

Gary Glitter: wanted to live in a big house and have loads of kids

John Lennon: wanted to take a shot in the music world

Jeremy Beadle: wanted to have a small hand in the tv business

Anna Nicole Smith: wanted to be drop dead gorgeous

Michelle McManus: wanted to be massive in the pop industry

Eric Cantona: wanted to play football and leave a big impression on fans

Michael Barrymore: wanted his mates to make a big splash

Bill Gates: wanted something to go down on him every ten minutes

Eric Clapton: looked forward to watching the kids drop off

Hugh Grant: wanted to make it big in Hollywood

Kurt Cobain: wanted to stop working after he was 27

Phil Spector: wanted to be a big shot in the music world

Princess Diana: wanted to marry a prince and hit Paris
 
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Heather Mills - Wanted to be Okey Cokey world champ!
 
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Harold Shipman - Wanted to help the aged.
 
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Saddam Husein, didn't want to end up hanging around like the other kids on his street
 
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Margeret Thatcher,wanted to wipe the unions out at a STROKE
 
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Wasn't Eric Clapton pleased to hear his kids had left Level 42 to join New Kids on the Block?

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#15
Paul McCartney wanted to eat a Burger King Double Whopper.
 
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blue_sophist said:
Gord'n Brooon ... wanted to be a Great and Revered Leeeederr.
FFS - not even he is so fcuking stupid as to think there is/was even a remote chance of that ever happening. He certainly knew that he stood no chance of becoming an 'elected' leader.
 
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Ian Brady and Myra Hindley just wanted to grow old without kids under their feet.
 
#18
Steve Wright and Peter Sutcliffe just wanted to clean up the streets.
 

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