........and we're not talking Birmingham Alabama here. We're talking about Shitsville, West Midlands, population .......lots of people and a very dull TA Lance Jack ewho thinks he's a cross between Rommel and Mother Theresa.
BIRMINGHAM.............what a God awful place to come from.
Chris Ryan is currently hiding in the bush in my back garden. Any suggestions on how to get him out of there? I've tried bleach and a bucket of scolding hot water, but he won't budge. Keeps whispering 'their looking for me'.
Lets be fair, the thin yank team leader sussed him out when he put the false leg in by the river but went along with the group decison. He was perhaps less of a cnut than the rest of the team were at that point.
Having said that one fat copper with a GSD and it would have been good night Chris!!
Happysapper...as you have posted the above I need to clear up a mistaken belief that you and I are one and the same person as stated on the arrse.com site. I personally would never disrespect the man. http://www.arrse.com
My comment stemmed from a discussion a few of us had last week about his program. A mate said that the only 2 guys he could remember from the patrol were: the one that got away and the one that ran away. i just thought it was quite funny.
I never intended it to be a slur on the man - and i have nothing but the utmost respect for people that put themselves through what they do.