Now there was a dilemma. Where to post? Imagine my eternal joy at being invited for potato salad and a slab, smallish, of Karp. Welcome to Christmas in the Czech Republic. Scots toss pot is bailing out - speaks fluent Czech to everyone but can not bear to be here for Christmas, Nobbyd THE SUPERLATIVE MEDIC better than any SAS bloke is also decamping. How can I enliven my mediocre existence over this fun festive period? Answers on a post card to Ostrava. Carry on in your own time.