My Regiment got zapped by the CDT Team today. The usual hurry up and wait around shenanigans ensued. Finally the Devil gets his turn, So off i trot to the Ablutions, with a p1ss monitor (C0ck Watcher) in tow. After a p1ss that would have made a Grand National winner proud, off i trot back to the desk to divvy up said sample, and be on my way, Or so i thought. Up comes WO2 i/c Taking the P1ss..."Er your urine is too Clear, wait in the "Sin Bin" for 45 Mins until you can go again. ..I thought...Amongst Twat under my breath.. Apparently i was too Hydrated and the bod in charge said the Army woulden' test my sample, as no clear indication of Pee to warrant a test. Well bugger me for being hydrated and not having "Sugar Puff P1ss" Has this irritating nause effected any other guys out there, or was i spun a B0ll0ck of a yarn.