Caught with oneself

#1
So as I write this a good buddy of mine is in a meeting with an area manager and his manager being fired for having a wank in the chilled storeroom of the high end supermarket he works at and being stupid enough to film it (several times over a few months) then send it to a bird who got bored of him and decided to use it against him by emailing it to the company and most the staff she could find the details of via Facebook.

Got me thinking it's quite an extreme way of being caught having a quick shuffle and there must be some other good stories out there.

My only much more boring story is being caught when 14 in a posh hotel in the bathroom of my room and about 5 different lads mags laid out in front of me. My dad Walked in, I jumped up in horror, man in hand, slipped on one of the mags and fell over. My dad Walked off saying "I'm not helping you up until you've at least put your dick away"
 
#5
It sounds like your mate is a bit of a wanker. When you shake his hand do you think what he might have been doing with it? Only girls film themselves.

How does he intend to explain this in future? He had an urgent job in the cold store, but forgot one of his gloves, and after some time one hand was going numb. The only thing he could think of was grabbing hold of something warm...?
 
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Gout Man

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#11
What a ******* idiot.
Never ever post or send ANYTHING incriminating to anyone else. They WILL use it against you.
Come on then, what's your story:-?
 
#13
So as I write this a good buddy of mine is in a meeting with an area manager and his manager being fired for having a **** in the chilled storeroom of the high end supermarket he works at and being stupid enough to film it (several times over a few months) then send it to a bird who got bored of him and decided to use it against him by emailing it to the company and most the staff she could find the details of via Facebook.

Got me thinking it's quite an extreme way of being caught having a quick shuffle and there must be some other good stories out there.

My only much more boring story is being caught when 14 in a posh hotel in the bathroom of my room and about 5 different lads mags laid out in front of me. My dad Walked in, I jumped up in horror, man in hand, slipped on one of the mags and fell over. My dad Walked off saying "I'm not helping you up until you've at least put your dick away"


Well it proves that he's not just a wanker but a complete f**king idiot as well for sending the pics to his g/f !
 
#14
I would have suggested that he manned up and got a grip of himself, but obviously he has already.
 
#15
So as I write this a good buddy of mine is in a meeting with an area manager and his manager being fired for having a **** in the chilled storeroom of the high end supermarket he works at and being stupid enough to film it (several times over a few months) then send it to a bird who got bored of him and decided to use it against him by emailing it to the company and most the staff she could find the details of via Facebook.

Got me thinking it's quite an extreme way of being caught having a quick shuffle and there must be some other good stories out there.

My only much more boring story is being caught when 14 in a posh hotel in the bathroom of my room and about 5 different lads mags laid out in front of me. My dad Walked in, I jumped up in horror, man in hand, slipped on one of the mags and fell over. My dad Walked off saying "I'm not helping you up until you've at least put your dick away"
I know this is the Naffi, but isn’t sending out nudie pics/mobile device porn without consent now called revenge porn and a crime?
 

Joshua Slocum

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#17
I know this is the Naffi, but isn’t sending out nudie pics/mobile device porn without consent now called revenge porn and a crime?
thats a difficult one as she has forwarded them on to workmates and his employer
they could both end up in trouble
I bet hes an older bloke, let himself go a bit and shes a youngster ??
 

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