Now this could be a subject to end all.... Ever been caught, trousers down and thrashing one out, one of the wrist, choking the chicken etc ??? As a well practiced fully paid up member of this club i started at a young age as one of my mates had a much older brother who could get hold of truckfulls of grot mags. The first time I was caught I was about 14 and at home on school hols...both parents were at work so the time was perfect. there I was up stairs routing under my bed for 'best' porn mag and having found it spread it out on my bed so I could take in the visual delight of all those lovely ladys in their all together. I had the TV on so as any teen thrash grunt/cum noise wouldn't be heard by next door. Was in the middle of a heavenly summers day pull when my Dads car pulled up out side..."holy sh1te" was the cry and ran into bathroom with trollys around ankles and my uncle albert slapping back and forth across my legs...to only just make it in time Dad : "hello ???" Mincin :"...errr..yeah im in the bog" Dad : "Alright just poped in to get something" Mincin : "right..then...see ya later" Was he happy with that..was he feck the nosey cant ! all I could hear was hime stomping up the stairs..and my heart beating..oh and im still stroking of course ! Along the landing and up to my CLOSED bedroom down with all the grot spread out on bed... Dad : "oh your watching the motor racing...who's winning ?" Mincin : "err not sure" Dad opens door and enters my bed room...well feck me..can hear him in room for a few mins and then exits shutting door behind him Dad : "Boy ?" Mincin : " yeah ?" Dad : "nice one son" And then fooks off back to work and it was never mentioned !! oh and yeah I did go back to my room about an hour later ..had to wait to make sure he had gone and chucked myself around for the rest of the day !!!