caught stealing peaches

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  1. guy gets caught stealing a tin of peaches from tescos
    when he goes to court the judge says for every peach i find in this tin i will give you 1 month in jail
    the judge opens the tin and counts up to 8 and says to the man i sentence you to 8 months in jail judge says do you have anything to say man replies thank fuck i put the tin of beans back