Caught Staring

#1
Was having a wander round the supermarket yesterday, when I passed a rather pretty teenager (made up, blond hair, tiny miniskirt etc) and her mum. Pretty though the teenager was, what really caught my eye was mum. Textbook MILF, about 40, shoulder length brunette, blue eyes, very trim, good bod, very nice legs, and a skirt not much longer than her daughters.

As they went past the old motor function kicks in and I can't stop the head moving round to check out the arse on it. As I do so I lock eyes with mum who has also turned round. Nicked.

MILF: "Excuse me, do you mind?"
Me (innocently): "Sorry, do I mind what?"
MILF: "You can stop staring at her like that, she's only 14!"
Me: "I'm sorry, you must be mistaken."
MILF: " No I am not mistaken, you were definitely staring!"
Me: "Well, sorry about that, but you are mistaken, it wasn't your daughter I was looking at"
MILF: "Well who were you looking at......" trails off into an embarrassed silence as realisation dawns.

Even under the make up you could see the blush starting, she then rather mumbles "Well, it's not polite" grabs daughter and rushes off up the nearest aisle. About the funniest thing was seeing the daughter go from dying in the "Mum, you're so embarrassing" kind of way, to pissing herself when she realises that it's her mum being checked out, and she flashed me a cracking smile just before she was dragged off at Mach 1 past the cheese counter.

And strangely enough I haven't got any pictures.

And as this is the NAAFI, edited to add:

And then I did them both in the stockroom. Up the arse.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Naafi or not; 14 in the wrong un?
 
#3
My reply would've been along the lines of,
"14 ... that may be the case madam, but I'd bet she's seen more stiffs than Quincy"
 
#7
Don't suppose you clocked a ring on her finger?? She could have been gasping for a proper seeing too after months of no wet fun.

Thats the only joy of going to the supermarket, the high density of yummy mummy's. Especially if it's a Waitrose or Sainsbury in an ok area. Lidl or Iceland in a shit neighbourhood..........forget about it

My reply would've been along the lines of,
"....she's seen more stiffs than Quincy"
Like that one! Will have to remember that
 
#12
Yes, but did you come away with an urge to resurrect every one of your 50 on line aliases spanning back to 2004, and to start shite threads full of lies? Or did you just leave with the milk you paid for?
Or should that be did he pay for the milk he left with????
 

Ravers

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#13
I didn't buy milk. In fact I bought nothing, I didn't realise supermarkets don't sell shovels, lime and black 'n' nasty.
 
#14
"14 you say? Well tell the little slapper to stop stalking me on line." would have been a reasonable response.

Although ...

After a recent dinner function I was outisde having a smoke when a lovely looking milf wanted to talk to me regarding something "delicate" (no it wasn't of a sexual nature nor, unfortunately, an advance). After talking for a few minutes she said; "Do you really have to talk to my breasts?"

I was about to reply; "You wanted to talk to me, I didn't want to talk to you but I'm happy to chat with your tits" but it just came out as a very meek "Sorry".
 
#15
Staring and anal sex is one thing but what gets me is people who look one way and walk in another in public places. You inconsiderate tossy fuck toss pot.

Also going back to the filthy 'anal aspect' of this whole debacle I hope you disinfected the storeroom so as to avoid any risk of hygene problems following the acts of what has come to be known as : 'coupling' or 'knowing one another'
I thought this kind of despicable behaviour was tolerated olny in Shrewsbury and other far off mong like localities!
 
#17
#18
Indeed I have. I shall put her in the post to you immediately.
That'd make a nice change. I usually do the sending of body parts through the post....
 
#19
Pausing in a shop in a coastal town in France, (Probably Laballe) , the young girl in front of me was wearing a dress, a proper dress .

she must have been 14, but , slim and aware looked 18.

Her Mamie Gateaux turned to look at me and I was busted.
 
#20
"14 you say? Well tell the little slapper to stop stalking me on line." would have been a reasonable response.

Although ...

After a recent dinner function I was outisde having a smoke when a lovely looking milf wanted to talk to me regarding something "delicate" (no it wasn't of a sexual nature nor, unfortunately, an advance). After talking for a few minutes she said; "Do you really have to talk to my breasts?"

I was about to reply; "You wanted to talk to me, I didn't want to talk to you but I'm happy to chat with your tits" but it just came out as a very meek "Sorry".
Golden chance missed "yes but as you have been staring at my false leg all night I thought it was ok" sympathy shag denied
 

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