Was having a wander round the supermarket yesterday, when I passed a rather pretty teenager (made up, blond hair, tiny miniskirt etc) and her mum. Pretty though the teenager was, what really caught my eye was mum. Textbook MILF, about 40, shoulder length brunette, blue eyes, very trim, good bod, very nice legs, and a skirt not much longer than her daughters. As they went past the old motor function kicks in and I can't stop the head moving round to check out the arse on it. As I do so I lock eyes with mum who has also turned round. Nicked. MILF: "Excuse me, do you mind?" Me (innocently): "Sorry, do I mind what?" MILF: "You can stop staring at her like that, she's only 14!" Me: "I'm sorry, you must be mistaken." MILF: " No I am not mistaken, you were definitely staring!" Me: "Well, sorry about that, but you are mistaken, it wasn't your daughter I was looking at" MILF: "Well who were you looking at......" trails off into an embarrassed silence as realisation dawns. Even under the make up you could see the blush starting, she then rather mumbles "Well, it's not polite" grabs daughter and rushes off up the nearest aisle. About the funniest thing was seeing the daughter go from dying in the "Mum, you're so embarrassing" kind of way, to pissing herself when she realises that it's her mum being checked out, and she flashed me a cracking smile just before she was dragged off at Mach 1 past the cheese counter. And strangely enough I haven't got any pictures. And as this is the NAAFI, edited to add: And then I did them both in the stockroom. Up the arse.