Caught in the tub

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Auxmaniac, Nov 8, 2010.

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  1. Man taking a bath and wanking. Wife walks in - "what are you doing??"
    "Sorry dear, it went off while I was cleaning it"
  2. "It's my willy and I'll wash it as quickly as I want to."
  3. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.!
  4. Wife replies '' fair enough as long as you clean the bath out after ''
  5. 'Love I thought you were getting in after me'
  6. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Where's the soap?

    Yes it does...