I can see the COunty Court Judges face when handed the summons
Plaintiff: Colin Mckelvie
Defendant: Mighty Doh nut
Address: The internet
Claim: He jumped on the bandwagon when i was outed for being a big fat liar, I was a judge too, with 44 years solicitor experience, I jailed Nelson Mandela and disguised myself as Ranulph Fiennes prosthetic toe for an expedition.... to jupiter I live there, have done for 40 years, I own third moon
Sorry judge I digress...... can you tell him off and get him to pay me and tell some lies on my behalf on arrse so I don't look half the lying tit I am
Unlike your good self, I do not post as fact anything on ARRSE that I am not satisfied is the truth - be it about RF, Nairac, Jones VC or Collins, all of whom happen to have passed my way in a long and interesting service career.
Perhaps one of the site wordsmiths can write something up for the Wiki....
Caubeen the walting Brigadier should go down in Arrse history...
For what its worth, I've called the firearms unit, Mr Mckelvie is an avid hunter it would seem and probably have access to firearms. If stored at this address (the one where the Orange phone number is registered too) I am concerend that firearms may have fallen into the wrong hands.. For this I am sure Mr Mckelive will be grateful and may thanks us here at Arrse for preventing something sinister
CC CCF 1964-68.
Regular Commission 1979, after postgraduate degree.
Retired in the rank of Brigadier in 2005.
Now in a MOD-linked consultancy on multinational ops which classification precludes me from divulging.
Traquai email address been used on ARRSE until v recently (currently tgarth - see below)... Oh, and look who lives at Traquai House...
COLIN McKELVIE, Traquai House,
Culbokie, Ross-shire IV7 8JY.
July 12 2004
tgarth (the Brigs current ARRSE email)
... belongs too... Colin!!
JPJ PORTRAIT COLLECTION
I am a Scottish-based researcher and I am looking into the surviving portraits of JPJ, especially those that were done in his lifetime or shortly after his death. I note with great interest the 15 portraits shown on your web site, and I wonder if you can put me in touch with the owner(s) of this collection. I shall be extremely grateful for your advice and assistance.
COLIN McKELVIE Tgarth@aol.com
Is this the Brig, or is it Colin, or is it Colin the Walt Brig!!
As for C L McKelvie, C is for Colin (oy, oy, don't go jumping the gun, 'C' is for Colin...), could the L be for liar, larceny, libel... who knows!!
I wonder if The Field (that august organ of the officer class) know just who they have writing for them - assuming he hasn't been dismissed for Walting there too, or tardyness...
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