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  1. Gordon Brown is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box.

    Curious he runs over to the child and says, 'What's in the box sonny?'

    To which the little boy says, 'Kittens, They're brand new kittens.'

    Gordon Brown laughs and says, 'What kind of kittens are they? 'Socialists', the child says.

    'Oh that's lovely, 'Gordon smiles and he runs off.

    A couple of days later Gordon is running with his colleague Tony Blair and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

    Gordon says to Tony, 'Watch this.' and they both jog over to the boy with the box.

    Gordon says, 'Look in the box Tony, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Och aye laddie, tell my friend Tony what kind of kittens they are.'

    The boy replies, 'They're Tories.'

    'What?' Gordon says, 'I jogged by here the other day and you said they were Socialists. What's changed?

    'Well, 'the lad says, 'Their eyes are open now.'