Well, about 4 years ago when she started coming to visit, she walked in & introduced herself as Meep. After she'd reviewed our applications she pronounced herself satisfied with another Meep, so that's what we call her.
Since then we have officially stolen her - previous servants moved & after 6 months of her evading capture (mainly because she was living here), with the assistance of the local CPL & the £500 vet's bill that I mentioned during the negotiations, it was decided that she'd made her choice.
She is a small cat, now 5 years old, & a devil for the hunt, until her I'd not realised how loud a cat eating a sparrow under the bed at 3am could be!