Cats. Feline funnies and other stuff.
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shopgirl
LE
Have you ordered him a set of leathers and a crash helmet yet?
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I’m bored of your daysack...I’m having your bed now.!
TamH70
MIA
I’m bored of your daysack...I’m having your bed now.!
Quick! Grab the daysack and stuff and stash them in a safe. Then lock the safe, then dump it in the river. That way it won't get nicked by your feline overlord again.
Bit of a mare getting them back to use on ex again obviously, but sacrifices have to be made.
Drlligaf
LE
This cat definitely needs the servicies of a good shrink. Said cat thinks it is a hen and is attempting to brood an egg belonging to the hen in the basket next to her:
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Katze denkt, sie sei ein Huhn - und will ein Ei ausbrüten
Es ist schon etwas Besonderes, wenn eine Katze nicht mehr so ganz weiß, wer sie ist. Dieses kleine Kätzchen hat einen Mama-Instinkt als Henne entwickelt.
What makes you think it was aliens anyway? Cats like to go out at night, most crop circles appear in the morning, join the dots....
Drlligaf
LE
Nice piccy, but unfortunately reminds of the soggy kisses from a not so favourite aunt when I was younger, hundreds of years ago it seems.
Too late. Just at that moment I had to answer the door to someone, and by the time I got back.......
It’s as if he knew what I was thinking, the furry sod!
shopgirl
LE
Well well, I heard back from Cats Protection and feral cats with the left ear clipped are spayed females, so she's Albertine rather than Albert 
Just as well Bertie is apparently a popular first name for females. No wonder she didn't fancy being called Wooster.
I had begun to wonder, having had male and female cats she seems more female
Other than that they had no more information for me as to where she might have come from or where she had been released.
She seems happy in my garden, is using her house and the shed roof of the house behind me to sun herself.
Just as well Bertie is apparently a popular first name for females. No wonder she didn't fancy being called Wooster. I had begun to wonder, having had male and female cats she seems more female
Other than that they had no more information for me as to where she might have come from or where she had been released.
She seems happy in my garden, is using her house and the shed roof of the house behind me to sun herself.
BossHogg
MIA
I forgot to mention, it's not even my bike, it's the next door neighbours. Meanwhile their cat was going apeshit at the window trying to get out!
Unremarkable
LE
Good puss! A crate of treats to that fine moggin!
Rapierman
LE
My Lola is called as such as for many weeks it was impossible to determine the sex, so on adoption I remembered the old Kinks tune.Well well, I heard back from Cats Protection and feral cats with the left ear clipped are spayed females, so she's Albertine rather than Albert
I had begun to wonder, having had male and female cats she seems more female
Other than that they had no more information for me as to where she might have come from or where she had been released.
She seems happy in my garden, is using her house and the shed roof of the house behind me to sun herself.
Where a cat is concerned it might be better to remember Sarah Vaughan's version (1955) which was:
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets
And little man, little Lola wants you
Make up your mind to have (make up your mind to have)
No regrets (no regrets)
Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through
I always get what I aim for
And your heart and soul is what I came for
Whatever Lola wants (Lola wants), Lola gets (Lola gets)
Take off your coat, don't you know you can't win
(Can't win, you'll never, never win)
You're no exception to the rule
I'm irresistable you fool
Give in (Give in, you'll never win)
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets
I always get what I aim for
And your heart and soul is what I came for
Whatever Lola wants (Lola wants), Lola gets (Lola gets)
Take off your coat, don't you know you can't win
(Can't win, you'll never, never win)
You're no exception to the rule
I'm irresistable you fool
Give in (give in, you'll never win)
Give in (give in, you'll never win)
Give in.
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