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Now is that look either how preety it looks or I spy a target rich environment?
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Now is that look either how preety it looks or I spy a target rich environment?
Could have been so much worse
watch out word will soon get out in the neighbourhood you're a soft touch - you cat masters/mistresses will expand in number massivelyBloody hell! I can't hear the TV over the snoring!View attachment 524966
Bloody hell! I can't hear the TV over the snoring!View attachment 524966
Said the..... well, you know the routine.
Well, you were in their bed!MrsHogg got up early to see Hogg junior off to work leaving me to have a lie in as I'm up at 4 tomorrow morning for work. 0633 precisely (I know as I saw the clock when I was rudely awakened by a 10 ton Calico bastard landing on my chest. She then proceeded to massage me (claws out!) until I moved over to make space, she then lay down next to me pinning me under the duvet! I settled down again until I was aware of a white blur leaping over BCB and landing square on my stomach winding me! Same routine as before - claws out before settling down on the opposite side of BCB pinning me under the duvet. They then proceeded to snore like freight trains! I wriggled down the bed, freed myself and fecked off to the spare room to continue my lie in, pair of bastards! The duvet cover is going in the washing machine after lunch, let's see how they like being woken up with a water pistol.![]()