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Cats. Feline funnies and other stuff.

Londo

On ROPS
On ROPs
Yup. During the summer months, ours used to kip in the basin overnight. I guess it was cooler or something.
Can't remember the time of year this was now but she was quite vicious and was a bit of a struggle to get ownership of the sink back at times .
Eventually found it easier to just turn a tap on she moved then .
 
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It always shocks me the love and tenderness these creatures exhibit, while at the same time being vicious brutes who revel in cruelty and torture.






They're almost human.......
 
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Is that chicken you have? I also likes chicken Sir if you would be so kind...
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Otherwise I will cut you right up sunshine...
 
Pics to follow as soon as I can get some.

I seem to have been acquired by a third ginger cat. He (I think} was in the back garden this morning trying to eat bird seed.

Very thin, smaller and darker than Ginger Ninja smaller and a lot less fluffy than the ex Mrs Jeeves and all ginger whereas EMJ has white paws and shirt front.

Jeeves seems to have taken against the colour ginger so, I smuggled him out a sachet of something Jeeves doesn't like very much. It was gone in seconds flat.

I don't want to encourage him to come in so I might leave something out for him tonight.
 
Pics to follow as soon as I can get some.

I seem to have been acquired by a third ginger cat. He (I think} was in the back garden this morning trying to eat bird seed.

Very thin, smaller and darker than Ginger Ninja smaller and a lot less fluffy than the ex Mrs Jeeves and all ginger whereas EMJ has white paws and shirt front.

Jeeves seems to have taken against the colour ginger so, I smuggled him out a sachet of something Jeeves doesn't like very much. It was gone in seconds flat.

I don't want to encourage him to come in so I might leave something out for him tonight.
"I don't want to encourage him to come in so I might leave something out for him tonight" . . .

Oh! Come-on! . . . Yes, you DO !! ;) .
 
Build him a cat kennel
 
I'm saying nowt, that woman I'm married to is now leaving bowls of cat food out for the family of hedgehogs that have moved into the garden!
 
I'm saying nowt, that woman I'm married to is now leaving bowls of cat food out for the family of hedgehogs that have moved into the garden!
I wonder if Mrs Hogg and I are related at all? They should have dry and wet cat food in meat flavours only, fish is not good for their digestive systems, and never get a cat flap or you could find the hedgehogs lined up in front of the fire one night :)
 
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I wonder if Mrs Hogg and I are related at all? They should have dry and wet cat food in meat flavours only, fish is not good for their digestive systems, and never get a cat flap or you could find the hedgehogs lined up in front of the fire one night :)
She only gives them meat, the only cat flap we have is into the shed for the cats to escape the rain if we're out.
 
I wonder if Mrs Hogg and I are related at all? They should have dry and wet cat food in meat flavours only, fish is not good for their digestive systems, and never get a cat flap or you could find the hedgehogs lined up in front of the fire one night :)

If I did that Jarvis would scoff the lot, leaving the poor sad hedgehogs looking on, hungrily.
 

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