During the recent storm, Sabine, we decided to bring the cat indoors. Normally resides on a plassy garden chair on the balcony, but going by last years experience with an 80 mph breeze we decided that rather than risk the chair plus cat sailing round the garden with the greatest of ease, we'd put the cat on the mat and the chair in the cellar. Storm wasn't as bad as forecast, but better safe than sorry.
Why a concrete cat? The Boss/SWMBO/Long haired CO has a cat allergy, so concrete it is.
Maybe a new wife would be a better option.