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Caterpillar Boots

#1
does anyone have tips for cleaning sand coloured caterpillar boots.mine have got minging after a nite out on the town and want to find a way of cleaning them without totally fucking them.
 
#2
Don't bother. Put them in the bin. They are for the sole use of lesbians to identify each other if its not already obvious.
 
#3
I’m assuming they are suede rather than leather. You can get a cleaner for them from schuh or however you spell shoe the shoe shop. You just put it on, leave it for a few min then rinse off. Simple and does the job nicely from what I hear.
 
#5
the problem with caterpillar boots is that you can't buy just a pair (the amount depends on the caterpillar), and after transformation, you only need three pairs.

You'd probably be better off with centipede or millipese boots.
 

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