Caterers keep fit while supporting RAF operations over Libya

Discussion in 'Royal Air Force' started by MoD_RSS, Jul 15, 2011.

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  2. Honestly, somebody somewhere thought that this was worth typing out on a keyboard???

    Do the MOD PR flunkies get issued crack cocaine, or do they have to buy it themselves and claim it back on expenses?
     
  3. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

    There have to be better stories to justify CrabAir's continued existence than this one
     
  4. 'Bloke does his job, so other blokes can do theirs.'

    Blinding.
     
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  5. Twice weekly sessions, they must be like Supermen.
     
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  6. Clearly a slow news day in Crabland. Waste of bloody rations the lot of them.
     
  7. Clearly not.
     
  8. Does this turgid bilge remind anyone else of AMMM?
     
  9. I think it's to please Stacker1. Well done mate, you have made a difference!
     
  10. "If you're not fit, you can't come onto 3 MCS," said Warrant Officer Dixon. "You have to be fit to deploy. If you're not fit, you'll never do a 12-hour shift in here"

    Must be hard work opening cans of beans. Especially in that difficult Theatre of operations........Italy
     
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  11. What was that about never trusting a skinny Chef?
     
  12. It seems pretty obvious that this is a wah planted by the Army Board. Now that each Armed Service is fully responsible for its own budget it seems that we have launched a disinformation campaign to prove what a total waste of fuckin' money the RAF is. Wasn't the first phase of this campaign the story about the airman who wasn't getting proper scran, or living in a tent or something? 12 hour shift, fuckin' stag on......
     
  13. Those grapes a little sour, MV? Must have a word with your Chef.
     
  14. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    E Goat was full of blokes whinging about how crap the hotel was wonder if they've changed their mind.
    Now they've a catering Sqn and everything.
    Who'd want to eat 4* Italian quisine when the can eat Sausage Roll, Chips and beans prepared by their own crack chefs
     
  15. This had all my lads crowded round the computer. Pissing themselves. Is this a serious article or a joke? Amazing.