Caterers keep fit while supporting RAF operations over Libya

#1
Ministry of Defence said:
A caterer with the Royal Air Force's 3 (Mobile Catering) Squadron [3 MCS] is helping to make sure all RAF personnel based in Italy to support operations over Libya stay fit and healthy.

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#2
Honestly, somebody somewhere thought that this was worth typing out on a keyboard???

Do the MOD PR flunkies get issued crack cocaine, or do they have to buy it themselves and claim it back on expenses?
 

napier

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#3
There have to be better stories to justify CrabAir's continued existence than this one
 
#6
Clearly a slow news day in Crabland. Waste of bloody rations the lot of them.
 
#10
"If you're not fit, you can't come onto 3 MCS," said Warrant Officer Dixon. "You have to be fit to deploy. If you're not fit, you'll never do a 12-hour shift in here"

Must be hard work opening cans of beans. Especially in that difficult Theatre of operations........Italy
 
#12
It seems pretty obvious that this is a wah planted by the Army Board. Now that each Armed Service is fully responsible for its own budget it seems that we have launched a disinformation campaign to prove what a total waste of fuckin' money the RAF is. Wasn't the first phase of this campaign the story about the airman who wasn't getting proper scran, or living in a tent or something? 12 hour shift, fuckin' stag on......
 

the_boy_syrup

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#14
E Goat was full of blokes whinging about how crap the hotel was wonder if they've changed their mind.
Now they've a catering Sqn and everything.
Who'd want to eat 4* Italian quisine when the can eat Sausage Roll, Chips and beans prepared by their own crack chefs
 
#15
This had all my lads crowded round the computer. Pissing themselves. Is this a serious article or a joke? Amazing.
 

the_boy_syrup

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#16
This had all my lads crowded round the computer. Pissing themselves. Is this a serious article or a joke? Amazing.
War is hell mate they're having to use a car park for a gym.
That kitchen in years to come will be the equivilant of the balcony

"Yeah I used to be in 3 MC let me tell you it was hard you had to be fit no ******* Marines or Paras could stir beans for 12 hours in that heat"
 
#17
Someone at the MOD really is on drugs. Who actually authorises the release of this drivel? This and the other pointless "announcement" about sending 4 Tornados to do their job has taken the edge off the good news today about the ginger bird and the little twat getting banged up.

I must be getting old, as this shite actually winds me up.

HF
 
#19
apparently the crabs are spending £40k a day on expeditionary accommodation; ahem, hotels minister
 

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