Colonel Cathcart is as mad as a box of frogs who loves war and wants to become General Cathcart, using his bomber group to get that star. He is not the sharpest blade in the drawer!
I pointed out the lack of a breech in the nose to SWMBO all I got was a, so! It's only a film.
Me: No dear, its a M8 Greyhound armoured car.
SWMBO: It's green! and If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
Me: It's got wheels rather than tracks.