Catalan students replies.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Dwarf, Feb 21, 2013.

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  1. Just finished an english class talking about speculating, - must / can't etc.

    Situation: Complete the sentence - I had an argument with my best friend last night..............

    Two best replies:

    1. The police mustn't find the body.
    2. He can't fuck my wife then.


    I reckon that I am having an effect on them in ways beyond english language, I blame you bastards on here for keeping my sense of humour squaddie orientated.
     
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  2. Situation: Complete the sentence - I had an argument with my best friend last night..............


    Two best replies:


    1. He will never get his filthy hands on my lovely Gibralter.
    2. And his minging goucho bird can leave off the Falklands too.

    There's your DS solution.
     
  3. It was the Catalans that helped us get/gave us Gib

    The Catalans will disagree with Argentina purely on the grounds they speak Castillian (kind of)
     
  4. how old wzere the students, I find it fairly sad that they know about dead bodies at 8 years old
     
  5. 18, and they can spell were. You aren't polish are you?
     
  6. No I am not polish nor even Polish :)
     
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  7. Damn. I think we have the same keyboard.
     
  8. Complete the sentence, I had an argument with my best friend last night.....

    Best answer

    1. You are mistaken, I never left the restaurant for 45 minutes to check on maddie
     
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