Cat shit stinks

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  1. The moggy has just had a crap and now I know what all the howling was about, it shagging stinks.
    Just thought I'd share the misery
  2. Yeah. Ta.
  3. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I take it you were SIB to deduce that cat shit has an odour about it?
  4. Only after the cat made a noise. Otherwise he'd still be sniffing his shoes.
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  5. I wasn't SIB but I did keep my S6 when I left to prevent the toxic odours that arise when clearing out the catshit from the back garden.

    Still works to this day although the neighbours pretend they can't see me when I am wearing it.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Guess what?

  7. I can't smell it, so the misery is all yours.
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    if you wore some clothes they might talk to you.

    you sure it's cat? the only ones who dont bury are non dominant tomcats. now if you want stingy we rescued a hedgehog and that produces enormous grossly stinky green turdicles
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  9. Rub some chilli powder on its hoop - then sit back and laugh as it breaks the land speed record....
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  10. I thought this was going to be a variation on the theme,

    Is the Pope a Catholic?
    Do bears shit in the woods?
    Is the atomic weight of Lithium 6.941?
  11. On a similar note, in my younger days driving one of my old bangers, my foot was slipping on the brake pedal, panicking that I had a leak from the reservoir above it. I had a feel in the dark, it felt oily but smelling my fingers it was so fucking shitty.
    I'd stepped in and smeared the slimiest of shit around the pedals

    Now that was detective work
  12. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    You never see white dogshit anymore do you?...
  13. Yeah thanks for that.

    It only stinks when its fresh.
    Just leave it on the carpet to dry out for a week or 2 and your sorted.
    Hey Presto! - No more stink.
  14. Duuuh, what do you think I usually do with it. I ain't stupid or what