Castlemartin....any good?

#1
Chaps, off to this camp in the near future, so...

What can I expect?

are there any decent facilities such as a gym, decent NAAFI etc...

Thanks,

B_G
 
#2
Ha, haha, haha...stop it you are splitting my sides! Are you a professional comedian?
 
#5
total shite mate!
 
#6
It used to be full of Royal Artillery blokes. Had a lovely old wooden NAAFI, very picturesque with a blonde barmaid. We used to hitch hike into Tenby for a weekend on the plonk. Mind you, that was all fifty odd years ago....dunno what it's like now. :D
 
#7
Very nice home made scones in the mess. It rains a lot, pleasant views, locals virtually unintelligible, it´s a long way from London, not a bad shoot. I hope this has been helpful.
 
#8
Dogshit

does that answer your question
 
#9
Get yourself into "Paddles" in Pembroke Dock mate, the "Sin Bin" of South Wales. Thats all you need to know.
 
#10
basso said:
It used to be full of Royal Artillery blokes. Had a lovely old wooden NAAFI, very picturesque with a blonde barmaid. We used to hitch hike into Tenby for a weekend on the plonk. Mind you, that was all fifty odd years ago....dunno what it's like now. :D
The NAAFI is a bit newer, Tenby is great for a weekend on the pull & lash, Pembroke Dock is full of Slags, but the Pub's are shite.

during the week its Dire.
 
#11
.........and 'bob-all' chance of getting a mobile phone signal,
as the camp itself is in the arrse-end of no-where!

O2, only worked smack bang in the middle of the POL point, much to the annoyance of the jumped up civvy prick '(ex-8th Bn The Sheepshaggers Formation Display Team or some other bollox') that 'manned the pumps!'
 
#13
Used to be able to catch the odd wave at Freshwater West just down the road, board hire available locally.

Otherwise Tenby girls are always accommodating :D

YM
 
#15
Yeo_Man said:
Used to be able to catch the odd wave at Freshwater West just down the road, board hire available locally.

Otherwise Tenby girls are always accommodating :D

YM
Tenby girls are more than accommodating, they raise slapperdom to a new height as an art-form! I still recall the "maiden" who dragged me behind the Nite-Owl for some outdoor runmpy. I surveyed the proposed area of operations and saw crates of ale, mixers and nowhere for a bit of conjugling. I asked her for her solution and she replied in broad Pembrokeshire..."Oh don't worry, what I usually does is drop me knickers, faces the wall with me hands braced (so) and they back-scuttles me..."

Which is exactly what we did, for who am I to stand in the way of (by the look of her) apparently years of tradition?
 
#16
Cuddles said:
Tenby girls are more than accommodating, they raise slapperdom to a new height as an art-form! I still recall the "maiden" who dragged me behind the Nite-Owl for some outdoor runmpy. I surveyed the proposed area of operations and saw crates of ale, mixers and nowhere for a bit of conjugling. I asked her for her solution and she replied in broad Pembrokeshire..."Oh don't worry, what I usually does is drop me knickers, faces the wall with me hands braced (so) and they back-scuttles me..."

Which is exactly what we did, for who am I to stand in the way of (by the look of her) apparently years of tradition?
Doesn't the Army Board frown on group sex?

And surely it's 'stand behind..'?

msr
 
#17
blonde_guy said:
Chaps, off to this camp in the near future, so...

What can I expect?

are there any decent facilities such as a gym, decent NAAFI etc...

Thanks,

B_G
Don't be "late" for scoff. We arrived, with 10 - 15 minutes left on the clock, to find they were already clearing the hot-plate, no amount of argument would change the situation - no scoff, food tipped in the bin in front of hungry jocks.
 
#18
Enjoyed the ranges, apart from that it’s a shit hole. One of our LAD was beaten to death by a gang of thugs down town on one visit there.
RIP LSgt Weston.
 
#19
Is that really excentric old fella there? The one that gives the initial range brief in the room with the huge map at the back? Maj ret'd or something.

He's lost the plot!

Worzel...on of your REME guys was beaten to death.....and he was a Lance Sergeant?
 

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