Casting call - pregnant ?

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by Goatman, Feb 8, 2012.

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    here y'go ladies:

    Casting Collective are a well established firm who supplied background folk for amongst others Harry Potters various and Spielberg's War Horse last year.

    If you are mobile, live within reasonable travel of the M25 area ( most of the major jobs are either Pinewood, Shepperton or Leavesden) and fancy a bash - give them a call and ask for Rob Martin or Beth.

    Usual day rate ( including breakfast, lunch and 4 o clockers) is c £110

    Bonne chance mes anges - and tell them the Army Rumour Service sent you.

    Don Cabra
  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Im so fat I look pregnant and I can borrow worzel gumages wig. any good?
  3. try posting on RP - i think some of the ladies there may be expecting
  4. Not guilty!
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  5. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Nah.....sorry Bix......elderly ladyboys need not apply......needs to be the Real Deal .....anyway, the role requires egos to be checked at the door - think 'wallpaper with a pulse'....telling some spotty 2nd AD ' you can't talk to me like that - I was a Desert Rat y'know ! ...' spells a short and uneventful second career under the bright lights :)

    Ladies, if you are expecting and fancy this opportunity, and your face fits (which is absolutely all it is about) then anticipate

    > a good deal of sitting about waiting for stuff to happen
    > some laughs
    > the occasional early start
    > better than minimum wage hourly rate.

    it beats the hell out of stuffing enevlopes

    Pops - please feel free to repost over on the Other Channel - cannot access RearParty from DIi (which pretty well sums up the level of comprehension of Atlas consortium ITcapos)

    PS - Biscuits - if you are in the Oxfordshire or Manchester areas - you may still be in with a shout ! ( and believe me....neither age, looks nor mental incapacity is a barrier - as my continued employment will testify !)

  6. Will the ladies need a fluffer?
  7. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    You're chosen job title is most apposite.....No don't fink so...they generally provide their own skilled entourage....

  8. I'm afraid the whole 'fluffing' thing is a phallusy (see what I did there). Of the one and a half porn films I've shot there was no appointed fluffer.
    Usually the blokes did it themselves or one of the girls revved up the bloke before the 'pop shot'.

    'Miss ****'s Office Cock up'
    'Cocks and Throbbers'

    ....if anyone's interested.

  9. Yes, give lurid details!
  10. I assume the 1st one is a strap-on film, and the 2nd is gay porn, hence your name "big eye"?