Casting Call #4 - Tall women, Muscle bosuns and needle freaks - step lively there!

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    As per previous posts, Casting Collective have pinged out a new call for people who are available in August within reasonable reach of London for a new Superheroes fillum.

    For those with an interest the note below describes EXACTLY the kind of faces they are looking carefully. If you fit their bill - and are available between August and September, this may be right up your street...If not, not....over to you folks:

    Good luck Arrsers....this is a genuine opportunity for some seasonal work..the pay rates are set by the FAA and are legally binding on the production company ....the better your availablity the better your chances.
  2. I'm 5'11 but my physique is more on the side of 'lard mountain' than fit with well defined muscles
  3. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer have three months to transform yourself into Xena -Warrior Princess...go for it!
  4. Not another re-hash of 'Blind-Date' surely?
  5. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    This should be a walkover for me... I have the body of a god..... Bhudda.

    Don't worry, I'm going now.
  6. Sheesh, why doesn't anyone do casting for porn movies here?
  7. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    'cos they tend not to do 'Open castings' ?

    As I've said before, C-C are quite a well known bunch....They cast >200 people of all shapes and sizes for the last thing I did with them ....This one is a follow up to one a them Marvel Superhero gadgies, which means it will probably be shooting at Pinewood in Buckinghamshire.

    If you are from North of Oxford (eg PanzerSoldat's six foot blonde ex despite fitting the bill in other respects. ) or West of Swindon you might find the travel to and fro a tad trying.

    As my old Jedi sensei once said ....' There is no 'TRY' - either DO...or DO NOT....'

    Anyway there it is...for the Good and Benefit of Arrse Troop....fill yer boots people - Ahem.... what's the worst that could happen ? :woot:

  8. Could I count this as Resettlement?

    Slender? Hehehe. Do I fit into that category?

    Dear Baby Jebus, please let someone make a joke about "You could fit into a matchbox". I find it really funny.
  9. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer


    are you over 5 feet 10 tall ? ( from memory I'd guess not)

    The skinny bit you could do....maybe even got time for 'Well developed' ...but if you can walk under THIS arch without hitting you're head.....aint gonna happen...

    Anyway, you is from WELL Oop Norf innit !

    You must:
    Have a fit body with good muscle definition
    All body types needed from slender, athletic bodies to strong, more muscular frames too.
    Be at least 16 years old & legally allowed to work in the UK
    Be generally available between August - November

    If any ladies apply and dont get casted Id be willing to pay for you to beat me up and rape me with a strap on
  11. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Er...I'm sure there are plenty of ladies on Military Singles XXX who would be very happy to take you on JDL....some of them may even be under 60....
  12. Does having well worn slippers constitute an "Extreme Look"?
  13. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    No...are you a woman over 5 foot ten or a man with more tattoos than POMEM Bob 'Pictures' Goddard, ex Yachty and BR train crew ? Do you live within reasonable travel distance of Pinewood?

    If the answer to any of the above is 'No' - you have strayed inadevertently into a thread which is not really for you...there are no black helicopters, have a nice day.