Caster Semeyana the South African athlete has apparently been given a no-knobs ticket by the IAAF. Her coach has further stated "Pull down her trousers and you'll see she's a woman." Talk about a low risk statement. You would have to be absolutely off your fcuking trolley to want to investigate her lady-boy credentials. The danger of anyone getting as up close and personal with Caster as that is infinitesimal. Now normally you can guarantee that however boot-faced an old doris is, there will usually be someone who's prepared to give them the good news. We have for example a number of Anne Widdecombe fans in the ranks of Arrse - men who are even now blocking out the Saturday nights for the next series of Strictly. however i cannot believe that anyone - except perhaps Jarod and 5A - would seriously consider giving the good news to this strapping young man...woman...thing. More of a man than I'll ever be!