A group of 13 people are going to spend three months out on an island off new zealand having to fend for themselves. The line up of contestants looks like the usual dross but there is one who might stand out.

Kenneth Rose

"Kenneth, 65, from Essex spent 22 years in the Royal Marines and says he's still a military man at heart.

In civilian life, he's pursued his interest in photography. He's also skilled at DIY, carpentry and can kill animals and fish for food.

Ken admits he doesn't get angry easily but can come across as aggressive without realising it.

He says: "At my age it might be the last chance to do something outrageous."

So how long till they get nekkid and have to fight with roll mats, whilst keneth gives the loser a boot to the head?

I'd ruin most of the young ladies going, ruin them for the other men anyway. Who says they can't "interact" with one another...? :plotting:


What about the fat one, looks like hurley of lost, if you cant catch anything you could eat that fat fukcer, he should feed about 15 for 6 months.


Ken is going to have fun with Alister.....

Alister, 24, from Leeds describes himself as an unpublished science fiction writer. Influences include Buffy, Angel and 24.

The self-confessed couch potato lists his friends to be his TV, his computer and his hi-fi.
Previous jobs include a chef and hotel night porter.

He says: "I feel it important to show those 'big-boned' young people out there that feel bullied and persecuted that there's a place in society for them."

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.......


War Hero
More than a couple of weirdos in there. Particulary impressed by Jason Ross

"Jason, 37, is currently unemployed and a recovering drug and alcohol addict. He's been clean for 18 months.

A qualified carpenter, he has a seven-year-old son who he describes as one of his biggest personal achievements.

Originally from London, and now based in Kent, Jason likes his food and is worried about shortages on the island.

He says: "I'd like to gain a sense of self, a deeper respect for life and learn how to cope with the bare essentials."

So, one of his biggest achievements at 37 is to get some bird up the duff. He must be catholic ;-)



forgive me for my ignorance; but what's the deal with HASSAN Im-a-non-practising-muslim KOBEISSI.

Surely he's not a Muslim??


Im hoping that ken will go a bit crackers, run off and set his own camp up (one that works) and run late night attacks on the enemy, maybe even taking one or two hostage and doing things that normally only booties do to each other.


nope, still confused ms


mistersoft said:
If I'm a non-practising castaway.

Then surely I'm not a castaway?

Yes... that would be my point about the KOBEISSI dude
Jonathan Shearer
A self-confessed loner, Jonathan lives on Benbecula Island in Scotland. He's currently cleaning toilets and hotel rooms to support his ornithology habit.

Never heard it described as that before.


mistersoft said:
I was agreeing with you.

And not just practising at agreeing.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i thought you were practicing confusing me.
Good well, I shall sleep easy now thats settled :yawnstretch:


Wonder how long before one of them asks the Bootie "Do you think soldiers are murderers" just before he gets a shoeing!

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One of the pther guys who might be interesting:


Jonathan, 41, has spent many years as a migrant worker around the world - mainly working as a teacher.

A self-confessed loner, Jonathan lives on Benbecula Island in Scotland. He's currently cleaning toilets and hotel rooms to support his ornithology habit.

His lists his other jobs as professional psychic, sewer digger and zoo-keeper (especially tigers).

He says: "I have a strong dislike for the kind of deeply earnest, green, touchy-feely idiots whom I suspect you are going to populate your island with."

I like his little rant at the end, if the ex-bootie does run off and set up his own camp I reckon this guy would join him.

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