Cashier scans condoms

Fùck off
 

The_Snail

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Auld-Yin

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'That'll be £4 plus 80p for tax.'

'Don't bother with the tacks, I'll tie them on.'
 
In the chemists.
“99 condoms please miss”
“99 condoms? Feck me!”
“100 condoms please”

Ah, the seventies
 

verticalgyro

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Man in Newsagents:"Do you sell condoms?"
Newsagent: "No Sir, have you tried Boots?"
Man: "I want to fuck her, not kick her to death"
 

sirbhp

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ah yus , nostalgia aint wot it used to be .
 

Fang_Farrier

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Man walks into the chemist and asks for some condoms
Chemist replies, certainly sir, what size
Man replies I have no idea
Chemist says, if you care to go through that door to the back of the shop, you'll see a fence with a series of holes in it. Merely see what size hole your member fits in snuggly and then let me know the number painted above it.
man disappears through the back and returns a wee while later
Chemist asks, and what size condoms do you need sir
Man replies, bugger the condoms, how much do you want for the fence?
 

NSP

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Man walks into the chemist and asks for some condoms
Chemist replies, certainly sir, what size
Man replies I have no idea
Chemist says, if you care to go through that door to the back of the shop, you'll see a fence with a series of holes in it. Merely see what size hole your member fits in snuggly and then let me know the number painted above it.
man disappears through the back and returns a wee while later
Chemist asks, and what size condoms do you need sir
Man replies, bugger the condoms, how much do you want for the fence?
In my case it's "Bugger the condoms; how much for the bin bags?"
 
Rip it, grip it, roll it and dip it.
 

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