pombsen-armchair-warrior said:
frenchperson said:
Personally, I'm looking forward to 28 days' time, when I should pick up £670, plus £80 court costs, representing the last 6 years' illegal bank charges plus interest. I may donate this to a deserving charity such as MAP or I may have a holiday, but I sure as hell won't be placing it into a High Street bank account. They and their miserable tw@tfaced shareholders can fcuk right off.
FP,
From the above statement I assume you've now closed down your bank account, and have deposited your wealth with the local 'not for profit' Social Martyrs co-operative where you can be assured that it is not invested anywhere where those capatalist swine can increase it's value.
Instead the marginal return it makes on it's investment can be used to fund the:
Northern Tykes Miners brass ensemble (all 3 of 'em); or the Islington Knitting Co-operative, who using only the finest organic wool sourced from some remote corner of the Atacama Desert, and carbon footprint neutral production methods such as knitting needles (themselves manufactured in a remote corner of Wales by a wig-wam based native language speaker community from recycled materials), still manage to make a financial loss each year, but console themselves with the thought that moral riches far outweigh financial before going cap in hand to the local authority to plead for yet more subsidy.
That's worryingly close to what I actually did. I shouldn't really tell you this on an open forum, but it's now in a shoebox buried in a hole underneath the floorboards in the garden shed.
Of course, I'll have to get by without the generous 0.000034 monthly interest from Fleece, Grabbit and Runne's banking institution, but it's a small price to pay for the extra security, absence of legalised bandit 'charges', and all the associated junk mail that was arriving through the post and filling up my email inbox (I really do miss that).
Not to say the peace of mind I'm enjoying engendered by not allowing F G & R to pour my cash into (admittedly, the most reputable) Zionist Protection and Expansion companies.
While I'm on, the term
it's is always a contraction of the phrases
it is or less commonly,
it has. The apostrophe replaces the omitted letters, you see.
So when you say 'Capitalist swine can increase it is value', it doesn't really make a lot of sense. Apart from that, full marks for invention and all round creativity, but your missives would carry greater authority if you concentrated on punctuating with greater care.
And try not to be offended. If you were walking along the road and about to fall down a hole and I stopped you with some friendly advice, avoiding injury to your good self, you'd thank me wouldn't you? Right. Off you go now. There's a good chap.