Cash in Hand

Last Wednesday evening Larry got home from the office later than usual. Linda, his wife asked him where he had been.
Larry answered " I've been at the tattoo parlour, getting myself a tattoo"
"A tattoo ?" his wife frowned, " what tattoo did you get?"
"I got two fifty pound notes tattooed on my cock." said Larry proudly.
"Why on earth would you want banknotes tattooed on your penis ?" asked Linda
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow....
number two, I like to play with my money now and then....
number three, I like the feel of holding the money in my hand
And finally....instead of you going out shopping every weekend........You can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid any time you want ."
Larry is recovering on Ward 5 at Bristol Royal Infirmary... 8O

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