CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

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  1. >ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

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    > >A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

    > >opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    > >This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man

    > >seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

    > >she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came

    > >up in court.

    > >

    > >The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for

    > >himself.

    > >

    > >The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got

    > >on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

    > >

    > >She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are

    > >Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

    > >"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then

    > >she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big

    > >Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your

    > >Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,

    > >"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

    > >

    > >