CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

#1
>ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

> >

> >A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

> >opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

> >This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man

> >seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

> >she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came

> >up in court.

> >

> >The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for

> >himself.

> >

> >The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got

> >on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

> >

> >She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are

> >Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

> >"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then

> >she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big

> >Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your

> >Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,

> >"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

> >

> >
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top