Carry On Up The Khyber 1520-02-NOV-2008 ! CHANNEL 4

Classic British Comedy !

The Khasi of Kalabar: May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And on yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And in yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his radiance light up your life.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And up yours !




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Watching it now. The finest of all the carry on films! IMHO.
Captain "We may be able to get Lady Roughdiamond back"
Sir Sydney "Well thats a chance we will have to take"
watching now brill. I went through the Kyber a few times in 1977 on the way to India and back with the 17/21 lancer. But the film was filmed in north wales and pinewood studios Complet crap but reay good crap luv it oh year bought a kilt last year whilst pissed in inverness
Best of the Carry On movies ... amazed its not banned.

<Sir Sidney opens door>
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond(intending to be naughty with young lady): Shorthouse, We'll be having a spot of tiffin
Major Shorthouse: It isnt time for tiffin.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: ANY TIME IS TIFFIN TIME!

The Khasi of Kalabar: [unimpressed by the Fakir's performance] Bring on the dancing girls. Get rid of this idiot!
Bungdit Din: Fakir! Off!

Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: [watching polo game] Ooh, I say! He did not 'alf crack that one, did he not?
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: Dearest, if you can't express yourself in more elegant terms, kindly shut your cakehole
What can I say? I think it is a superb film, up there with Two Way Stretch, Lavender Hill Mob, School For Scandal and the one with Mr Kite in it. And the only reason I didn't watch it is that I've already seen it a million times.

Brother Belcher: "Strawberry mousse!"

BURPA (one of faasends of 'em and King also of the Arsy Tarsies)
What do all British Soldiers Look for when abroad ?

Yes ! But where are we gonna get a bint up 'ere ?

No No No No No ! Souvenirs ! Good Burpa Scimitar !
It is just bare faced racism at its lowest level......

Absolutely fcuking brilliant.

"Tiffin, there is always time for Tiffin"

The best of the Carry on's..... the next one being "at your convenience"...

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