Carry on or not?

Would you:

  • OOOH, I feel poorly

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  • Make space for more alcohol, hoy like a anorexic, and carry on, demanding the kareoke fella plays el

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#1
Right, picture the scene, you have had a few swallies, danced like a diva, drank like a thaaaang, (them cocktails have made your legs all wobbly), you have shown your "speshul bits" on the dance floor. All of a sudden,you feel the urge to puke. My question is: do you hoy and make the space for more beer/wine/cocktails, or do you just carry on and vomit on the floor at the discotheque (sp) and groove, once again, like your life depended on it because you know you are the best dancer there.

Just a little question....

Because I know, it's a fact, that I am best ever in the world at kareoke after a few cheeky Vimtos. Everybody says so.
 
#4
What you do is go to the bogs, vomit and then with optimism that is unrivalled to drunk blokes, buy as many condoms as spare change allows (of course opting for a 'novelty tickler' if available).

You're pissed, the bottom of your shoes are covered in wee, you smell like vomit and you are therefore almost guaranteed to get a shag.
 
#5
Dr_Chris said:
What you do is go to the bogs, vomit and then with optimism that is unrivalled to drunk blokes, buy as many condoms as spare change allows (of course opting for a 'novelty tickler' if available).

You're pissed, the bottom of your shoes are covered in wee, you smell like vomit and you are therefore almost guaranteed to get a shag.
I wonder where you hang out at parties????

perv
 
#6
Dale has been doing the normal thing.

The normal thing for her is to drink vodka in her basha before posting balls on the internet.
 
#7
Geordie_Blerk said:
Dale has been doing the normal thing.

The normal thing for her is to drink vodka in her basha before posting balls on the internet.
saucer of milk is needed me thinks!

come along Sid the sexist - next witty reply
 
#8
Bedpan2zero said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
Dale has been doing the normal thing.

The normal thing for her is to drink vodka in her basha before posting balls on the internet.
saucer of milk is needed me thinks!

come along Sid the sexist - next witty reply
Are you banging her?

Now fuck off nursey.
 
#9
Geordie_Blerk said:
Bedpan2zero said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
Dale has been doing the normal thing.

The normal thing for her is to drink vodka in her basha before posting balls on the internet.
saucer of milk is needed me thinks!

come along Sid the sexist - next witty reply
Are you banging her?

Now fuck off nursey.
oh IM SCARED

SMB!!
 
#10
Geordie_Blerk said:
Bedpan2zero said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
Dale has been doing the normal thing.

The normal thing for her is to drink vodka in her basha before posting balls on the internet.
saucer of milk is needed me thinks!

come along Sid the sexist - next witty reply
Are you banging her?

Now fuck off nursey.
Ooh, geordie, I knew you fancied me, I didn't think you had set up an OP outside my room. Are you going to put the bit where I puked Lucozade all over the lappy on youtube?

P.S. I didn't get my Valentine's Day Card from you. Unless you consider a shite in a shoebox to be true love and affection. If so, I love you too. I hope you enjoyed the kittens heads stuffed with Brie, and garnished with my pet poodle's turds, with a hint of paprika. Made it meself. :highfive:
 
#11
tactical spewing all the way spew up then replace with booze
 
#13
Bedpan2zero said:
good skills,

carry on normal jogging
You know it baby.....
 

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