Carol Vordermans stylist

General Melchett

LE
Moderator
We have noticed in the office this week that Carol Vorderman has been wearing some rather terrible clothes.

Her stylist is either blind or having a laugh. We do appreciate that she may be sponsored by Oxfam and have to wear their clothes.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Ditto
 
Carol Vorderman should be styled into a black bin-bag, which should then be heat-sealed and inserted in a bathysphere with no air supply. This should then be lowered into the Marianas trench to below its safe operating depth... said a spokesman...
 
Can't understand why? It just doesn't add up? :wink:
 
B

Biscuits_AB

Guest
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Biscuits_AB said:
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
For the love of God, not Lorraine!
 

whit_RE

War Hero
Biscuits_AB said:
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
a man after my own heart (which you can have with some chianti)
 
C

cloudbuster

Guest
I do believe she is, though that's still no excuse to turn to David Blunkett for fashion tips.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
fastmedic said:
jab471 said:
And what about Ann Diamond?
I'm sold on her and Carol together.


I know.........I'm a sad man :rabbit:


fastmedic
With Fern on your face?
 

Its_a_troop!!

Old-Salt
Who really give two fcuks what shes wearing nowadays?
that wont matter when your throwing one up her!

troop
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Bat_Crab said:
B_AND_T said:
With Fern on your face?
No, probably just a dock leaf... arf arf.

Thank you, I'm here all week, try the lamb. :bow:
Oh Dear Oh Dear, Taxi for Bat-Crab
 
Oi, Biscuits, if you'd dangle from Kelly, would you also do Ann Widdecombe? Just curious, you understand. :winkrazz:
 
B

Biscuits_AB

Guest
Try anything once mate (apart from gay sex and Morris Dancing).
 

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