Carol Vordermans stylist

#1
We have noticed in the office this week that Carol Vorderman has been wearing some rather terrible clothes.

Her stylist is either blind or having a laugh. We do appreciate that she may be sponsored by Oxfam and have to wear their clothes.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
Ditto
 
#4
Carol Vorderman should be styled into a black bin-bag, which should then be heat-sealed and inserted in a bathysphere with no air supply. This should then be lowered into the Marianas trench to below its safe operating depth... said a spokesman...
 
#5
Can't understand why? It just doesn't add up? :wink:
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#6
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#7
Biscuits_AB said:
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
For the love of God, not Lorraine!
 
#8
Biscuits_AB said:
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
a man after my own heart (which you can have with some chianti)
 
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cloudbuster

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#12
I do believe she is, though that's still no excuse to turn to David Blunkett for fashion tips.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#15
fastmedic said:
jab471 said:
And what about Ann Diamond?
I'm sold on her and Carol together.


I know.........I'm a sad man :rabbit:


fastmedic
With Fern on your face?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#18
Bat_Crab said:
B_AND_T said:
With Fern on your face?
No, probably just a dock leaf... arf arf.

Thank you, I'm here all week, try the lamb. :bow:
Oh Dear Oh Dear, Taxi for Bat-Crab
 
#19
Oi, Biscuits, if you'd dangle from Kelly, would you also do Ann Widdecombe? Just curious, you understand. :winkrazz:
 

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