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Carol Vordermans stylist

#1
We have noticed in the office this week that Carol Vorderman has been wearing some rather terrible clothes.

Her stylist is either blind or having a laugh. We do appreciate that she may be sponsored by Oxfam and have to wear their clothes.
 
#4
Carol Vorderman should be styled into a black bin-bag, which should then be heat-sealed and inserted in a bathysphere with no air supply. This should then be lowered into the Marianas trench to below its safe operating depth... said a spokesman...
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#6
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#7
Biscuits_AB said:
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
For the love of God, not Lorraine!
 
#8
Biscuits_AB said:
I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
a man after my own heart (which you can have with some chianti)
 
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cloudbuster

Guest
#12
I do believe she is, though that's still no excuse to turn to David Blunkett for fashion tips.
 

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