Carol Vordermans stylist

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  1. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    We have noticed in the office this week that Carol Vorderman has been wearing some rather terrible clothes.

    Her stylist is either blind or having a laugh. We do appreciate that she may be sponsored by Oxfam and have to wear their clothes.
  2. I still would, mind
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  4. Carol Vorderman should be styled into a black bin-bag, which should then be heat-sealed and inserted in a bathysphere with no air supply. This should then be lowered into the Marianas trench to below its safe operating depth... said a spokesman...
  5. Can't understand why? It just doesn't add up? :wink:
  6. I'd shag her, with or without her Pound Stretcher clothes on. For me, she's right up there with Jade Goodie, Fat Fern and Lorraine Kelly.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    For the love of God, not Lorraine!
  8. a man after my own heart (which you can have with some chianti)
  9. And what about Ann Diamond?
  10. Madness - One Step Beyond
  11. The big C is a MILF... Is she a mum by the way?
  12. I do believe she is, though that's still no excuse to turn to David Blunkett for fashion tips.
  13. Reckon she is now so skinny she can get into clothes meant for schoolgirls = cheaper as no VAT.
  14. I'm sold on her and Carol together.

    I know.........I'm a sad man :rabbit:

  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    With Fern on your face?