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Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 479 75.4%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 83 13.1%
  • Meh

    Votes: 68 10.7%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 0.8%

  • Total voters
    635
In your own time, go on...


I Have gone on my friend,
so far my arm and hand needs surgery and a whole Nunnery are praying for my soul
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Sorted, I think
 
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sorry for repeat pics, i promise I am not some ******* spacktard but if I click a symbol to insert image, then it asks do I want to put the full pic or thumnail in??? full pic obviously. So you select that and its like Melania Trump with your bank card. Please post instructions for middle aged drunk people. Ta .;)
 
sorry for repeat pics, i promise I am not some ******* spacktard but if I click a symbol to insert image, then it asks do I want to put the full pic or thumnail in??? full pic obviously. So you select that and its like Melania Trump with your bank card. Please post instructions for middle aged drunk people. Ta .;)

Select "Edit post"

Delete all pic files

Reupload first three.

Once they've uploaded only click ONCE on full image button for each of three pics.

Use preview button to check

Post reply

Wipe down keyboard afterwards.
 
sorry for repeat pics, i promise I am not some ******* spacktard but if I click a symbol to insert image, then it asks do I want to put the full pic or thumnail in??? full pic obviously. So you select that and its like Melania Trump with your bank card. Please post instructions for middle aged drunk people. Ta .;)
Instructions follow, 99 change hands. Message ends.
 
sorry for repeat pics, i promise I am not some ******* spacktard but if I click a symbol to insert image, then it asks do I want to put the full pic or thumnail in??? full pic obviously. So you select that and its like Melania Trump with your bank card. Please post instructions for middle aged drunk people. Ta .;)

Just ignore the "full pic or thumbnail" part. Once an image is uploaded, it's loaded.
 
If any are fake or not, I promise you Carol (as this will flag up for you) You are doomed, Your lady garden will be a site of mass destruction from the amount of devoted servicemen (maybe women too) all ready to devote their loins to your worthy cause ;):p;)
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