Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 331 80.9%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 40 9.8%
  • Meh

    Votes: 34 8.3%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • Total voters
    409
I think things are starting to head South.Her latest television commercial where she is seen wielding a chainsaw... she looks very puffy around the eyes and face.
I wonder if it's the result of some minor works?
 
I think things are starting to head South.Her latest television commercial where she is seen wielding a chainsaw... she looks very puffy around the eyes and face.
I wonder if it's the result of some minor works?
Eyes?!

FFS . . . .
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I'm coming to you next time I need advice on soft furnishings or West End musicals.
 

6 Gallon Pot

Old-Salt
All the nice girls like a wick
Because there's some thing
About a sailor
That reminds them of a prick
All the nice girls love a sailor
All the nice girls love a tar
For there's something about a sailor (Well you know what sailors are!)
Bright and breezy, free and easy,
He's the ladies' pride and joy!
He falls in love with Kate and Jane, then he's off to sea again,
Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy!
 

Bob Upndown

War Hero
Did I mention that I got a City and Guilds qualification in tit tape installation?
Clearly you were only dealing with maximum B cup, I got a post-grad Doctorate in black nasty containment of G-plus cup. War Cleavage is hell...
 

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