Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 320 81.0%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 38 9.6%
  • Meh

    Votes: 33 8.4%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • Total voters
She's got a brain, you could have a decent conversation with her, she's got more money than she can spend, and she's shagable with big tits

Any bloke who doesn't fancy her, has the whiff of lavender TCP about them or is so fussy they might as well have
Unless she's into LNER rolling stock chassis numbers she won't see no action from the average arrsee.
LNER - you heathen.

Lancashire & Yorkshire plus a knowledge of the work of Sir John Audley Frederick Aspinall
DMS boot WALT . . . . .

(Yes I did notice her ARRSE, but wish I hadn't . . . getting far too big).
As old Frank used to sing "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' "
Must confess I would not mind a chat and a coffee with her. Intelligent women fascinate me, intelligent and pretty women even more so, shallow individual that I am.
Except that it is largely plastic! :censored:
Noooo . . . !!

Really ?! I did NOT know . . . even think . . . that :( .

I just thought it was too many pies/lack of exercise/old(er) age :( .

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